Travis and I were sitting in our lounge a couple of nights ago, watching nothing in particular on TV. The baby kicked me so I looked down at my belly which now fills all the space from hip to hip and pelvis to breast bone.
"I used to look like I'd swallowed a basketball," I said, "But I think I'm bigger than that now."
"Yes," said Travis. "Now you look like you swallowed the hoop."